This one was a talker, wasn't he?
Must have helped with the dungs.
Méchanteau sat over the two other skeletons, who had laid on all fours to allow for it. Their skulls served as handrests, it was very nice.
'Salt water does not agree with one's bones'? Perhaps the captain's tricorn was too subtle. Other gems like 'attack wasn't imminent, it is also is inevitable' and that line to the effect of 'our more-than-ten-miles-away-from-shore city isn't landlocked' only deepened the lich's disdain for the man and his stupid, stupid name.
"Roses don't sweat." he moaned with impatience, slumping against the arched backs of his servant as the subservient duo wriggled into a fainting couch of bone.
His interest peaked when Steve mentioned
Amol-Kalit, land of Tabin-Ur, only to hundredfold at that funny little remark - whether the skeleton had ever seen the sea! Waves had torn him apart, waves at brought him together; it was amidst the white mad froth of a storm that he knew happiness, the clash of rain and thunder broken apart by cannonades and clashes of steel! The gold, the fame, how fickle they were compared to this madness, this exuberance! How glad Méchanteau was to have sailed it all, and to forever live to sail again and again. Only that made eternity bearable.
"It's over? Bellowing demons below, you could talk an immortal to death. " he stretched, rising from his seat, and its halves took the chance to dust his much-frilled coat
"And make a happy, happy skeleton such as myself wish for further defleshment. Spare us your tongue for a bit now, Steve." he punctuated with a commanding and much insistent finger.
"I will take my person, god and slaves to other shores. Furthermore, I will be taking all of your ships to make up for the seventy gruelling years worth of inane tongue lashing I just had to withstand. Ta-ta~." he nodded, walking out with the skeletons in tow.